The Status Woe

Rising above mediocrity one mishap at a time

About

Thank you for checking out my blog!

I’m Kelli Stapleton and this is me reduced to bullet points:

Talk show producer /host at

*Birth Stories on Demand

*Breastfeeding Stories on Demand

*Dating Stories on Demand

Published author

Humorist

Public speaker

IMDB-credited producer

Molecular biologist

Coach’s wife

Autism mother

Musician

Marathoner

Actress

Mayor

Rabble rouser

Sh*t disturber

Mountain climber

Sky diver

Tax payer

Ballet teacher

Crappy picture taker

Heavy diet coke user

***Other skills include but are not limited to:

Fires lit under rear ends

Riots quelled

Governments overthrow

Lost items found

Oppression ended

Faith restored

Outlooks brightened

Shenanigans encouraged


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